Tactical Grilling: Steak or Steakout?
A rogue neighbor trying to get all up in your grill? Or what if PETA tries to toss red paint all over your cookout? Be prepared to roast any unwanted backyard guest this spring with a Tactical Grilling Kit.
While there are no guns or ammo involved (you’re already supposed to have that!), the kit ($75) touts a Tactical Grilling Apron and a Tactical Beer Shingle, both of which offer all the hand-free action you’ll need to get the job done. Mmmm…we can already smell that tactical bacon sizzling now.
Advertised as a perfect Father’s Day gift, the apron is made out of 1000D Cordura with three rows of modular attachment across the waist and two rows across the chest. And just like the tactical corset, the tactical grilling aprons accept any PALS/MOLLE compatible accessories.
Accessories such as the Tactical Beer Shingle offer three compartments perfect for canned beer, or for those trying to lay off the sauce, some sparkling Fanta. And last but not least, the Tactical Spatula Sheath ensures you won’t be unarmed when it’s time to flip those delicious burgers.
With the options of Universal Digital Camo, MultiCam, coyote, MARPAT, NAVPAT, blending in with your outdoor surroundings during casual barbequing has never been easier. To top that, all their products are made in the USA. Now all we need is spring to hurry up, and we’re set.
Watch the commercial below to see a real Tactical Griller in action!
Here’s a sneak peek of what all goes into making one of their custom grilling patches ($7.50). Don’t know what to put on your patch? TG suggests menu items, nicknames or colorful phrases like BOHICA or SNAFU.
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on February 25, 2010 at 3:51 pm
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This is outstanding. Simply outstanding.
on February 27, 2010 at 9:12 am
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Tactical Pants,
Thanks for the post! We’re glad you guys like our gear. Nothing better than a little grill time after some trigger time. To show our appreciation for your customers and this fantastic post, we’d like to offer Tactical Pants Blog readers a discount! When checking out from http://www.tacticalgrilling.com, use code “tacpants310″ for 10% off your order!
Be Safe, Grill Tactical.
-TG
TacticalGrilling.com