Every product needs a slogan. A catchphrase. Something that has a ring to it. The kind of ring that makes you want to repeat it to your friends. And family. And strategically place in the punch lines of jokes.

Nike has “Just do it.” Budweiser? “This bud’s for you.” So that got us thinking … what do tactical pants have? A whole bunch of nothing. This specific product category hasn’t even garnered a second glance until very recently.

As luck would have it, we came across an advertising slogan generator at precisely the same time as our catchphrase epiphany. With its help, we were able to come up with 16 totally unoriginal, nonsensical (yet utterly hilarious) potential slogans for future tac pants campaigns. Can you come up with a better one?

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