The so-what’s-in-your-pocket meme has hit the Tactical Pants Blog. You know what that means? Now ALL the cool kids are doing it. Even us.

If you’re not in on this meme, here’s the scoop: During the past two weeks various gun and public safety bloggers have posted a picture of what’s in their pocket *right now* to show their awesome tactical gear. From a KelTec P3AT to a HKS speedload, it seems like everyone has something super-awesome to show off. (And tip o’ the hat to A Day In The Life of an Ambulance Driver for all the links.)

We must say we’re slightly embarrassed by the amount of un-tactical gear we’ve got in all our extra pockets today. Now let’s play spot the single tactical item…

• Fresh Sugar Lip Gloss – Cherry
• Neutrogena Pressed Powder, SPF 20
• Purell Hand Sanitizer
• iPhone with a protective skin on it
• A nail file we got for free. Score!
• Some loose change
• Orbit Spearmint Gum for strategically fresh breath
• And a Winchester .40 Jacketed Hollow point bullet

Unfortunately our wallet is super-gynormous and won’t fit in our pockets. Perhaps we should invest in that tactical wallet after all. Or maybe keep an extra pair of tactical pants in our pocket. Because you can never have enough of those, right?!

So, what’s in your pants pockets?