When it snows in Texas, strange things are bound to happen. Like a tactical snowman contest, which ITS Tactical held this weekend.

On Friday, the blog announced a giveaway for a mega patchbook plus two in-stock patches for the most tactical snowman. There were a few entries and ultimately he chose a winner (pictured on right). The good news is that this contest will be held annually, so now we have a whole year to plan our tactical pants snowman!

We couldn’t help but wonder what other tactical snowman there are out there on the net. There weren’t many, but here’s one with machine guns for arms and a laptop for a head. No joke.

Then we got to thinking, why would a snowman need to be packing heat? Isn’t heat the most dangerous thing for Frosty anyhow?

However, we found an alarming number of people (and animals) attacking snowmen in videos. So, now it only makes sense that all snowmen should be armed and not left out in the cold. Here’s a list of the imminent threats plaguing snowmen worldwide.

1. The Firework Attack

2. The Drop-kick Attack

3. The Remington 870 Attack

4. The Siberian Husky Attack

5. The Explosives Attack

6. The River Otter Attack