How can you tell the difference between a tourist taking souvenir pictures and a terrorist prepping for total destruction?

Sit back and watch this amazingly cliché video, reminiscent of everyone’s favorite this-is-your-brain-on-drugs PSA, to find out. (Note: You won’t actually glean much of anything from this video, but it will surely make you a little more paranoid.)

The best part: As Wired’s Nathan Hodge previously mentioned, John Elway’s Saturday Night Fever collar is not as much as a distraction as the main focus of what we should all fear — a ’70s revival.

(Via Danger Room)